Watch Out! Family Movies with Surprisingly Sexy Scenes

During a recent evening of channel surfing, I was pleasantly surprised to come across Splash. Ron Howard's 1984 comedy about an Everyguy (Tom Hanks) who falls for a mermaid (Daryl Hannah) is a movie I loved as a kid, and I hadn't seen it in a long time, so I happily started watching. Apparently it really had been a long time, since I'd forgotten just how racy some of the humor is, from shots of Hannah running around naked to her heavily implied "afternoon delight" with Hanks' character to co-star John Candy's habit of dropping coins to look up ladies' skirts. Let's just say I don't think it would be a shoo-in for a PG rating these days.

Movies you remember as being innocuous when you were young may have iffier stuff in them than you remember -- or maybe it's just been ages since you saw anything other than the edited-for-TV version. To help you avoid getting blindsided by something totally age-inappropriate (or even just awkward) when you play your old faves for your kids, here are some examples of "sexy surprises" you might not be expecting:

  • Big: Another '80s Tom Hanks classic, this one includes a fair bit of innuendo ("I get to be on top!") and even a scene in which Hanks -- playing a 12-year-old boy trapped in a man's body -- touches his love interest's breast.
  • Ghostbusters: Bill Murray's dialogue alone has plenty of double entendres, but the real eyebrow raisers in this 1984 supernatural comedy are the scenes in which it's implied that Dan Aykroyd's character receives oral sex from a ghost and in which Sigourney Weaver's character, while possessed, writhes around and asks Murray to have sex with her.
  • Grease: There's lots of flirting and virginity mocking in this classic 1970s musical, as well as a teen pregnancy subplot that involves discussion of a broken condom and having a "bun in the oven."
  • Parenthood: This 1989 Steve Martin comedy is about a big family and has lots of kid actors, but it's rated PG-13, and there are plenty of references to sex -- including between teens -- as well as a very memorable scene in which the power goes out and someone grabs what they think is a flashlight but is definitely not.
  • Airplane!: The granddaddy of all spoof movies may be rated PG, but it's from 1980, before the PG-13 rating existed. And it has plenty of innuendo -- not to mention a scene with a brief glimpse of a topless woman.
  • Sixteen Candles: Most of us probably do think of this as a teen movie, but lest you be tempted to put it on for younger kids due to the PG rating (another relic of the pre-PG-13 era), don't forget about the scenes involving a teen girl's panties going on display to a group of guys, a girl's naked torso in the shower, and the strong implication of drunken sex.
  • Beauty and the Beast: Sure, it's a Disney princess movie, but the scene in which everyone participates in the rousing number "Gaston" has a surprising amount of jiggly cleavage on display, courtesy of the buxom barmaids.

Many people are quick to say that Americans are overly uptight about sexual content in the media; whether you agree or not, it never hurts to be prepared before you push play for your kids, especially where older movies are concerned. These tips will help nip unexpectedly awkward moments in the bud:

  • Check out detailed movie reviews (like ours!) to look for potentially problematic scenes.
  • For kids 7 and under, try to stick with movies that have simple romantic relationships and little to no innuendo or "action" (though a bit of kissing is probably fine if your kids have the stomach for it -- but many at this age find it gross!). Avoid anything with hyper-sexualized roles or sexual stereotypes, since this is an age when kids are really starting to take note of gender differences.
  • For kids between the ages of 8 and 10, skip movies with nudity or simulated sex. It's also important to avoid media that portrays sexual stereotypes; gendered body part jokes are age appropriate, but demeaning sexual humor isn't.
  • For older tweens, kissing and boy/girl social dynamics are fine, but all more serious/advanced sexual behavior should be by responsible adults and have consequences.
  • Be ready to talk about anything that you -- and your kids -- might not have seen coming.
  • Don't be afraid to say "no" to a movie your kid isn't ready for (or that you're not ready for them to see).
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MovieFan777 02.15.2012
I can agree with many of these examples, and though I extremely love Grease you are right Common Sense. And I extremely agree with Sixteen Candles, I got it on DVD and when that shower scene came I quickly grabbed my remote and skipped to the next scene. I was so surprised that that scene was in a PG teen film! So yeah good job, but what about Titanic, great movie, but it too has some inappropriate surprises.
Moutaindewgirl 02.16.2012
I agree, except Marley and me should be on there.
MMomma73 02.17.2012
Sixteen candles also has the F word (I know this article is just about sexy scenes, but I think it stands to be mentioned). A few PG rated movies from the 80s have the F word in them (Beetlejuice comes to mind, as well as Spaceballs) Don't forget that Airplane AND its sequel BOTH have topless women and both have plenty of innuendo.
PEKO 02.17.2012
Has anyone noticed that they have been playing "Pretty Woman" on the Family channel? whats up with that!!??
RobAlister 02.17.2012
I've noticed. I have no idea what that movie has to do with family. I'm not the kind of person who minds them playing shows and films that have drama but if it doesn't involve kids, teens, family or has some kind of social significance to it, it just seems out of place on ABC Family.
CSM Screen name... 02.17.2012
There is a DVD player called Clearplay that can filter out objectionable content from movies. You can select what categories (violence, sex, language, etc) that you want to see or not. It works great.
crashtx1 02.17.2012
I know my memory of some of the old "classics" is a bit rose colored glass like, so it is good to check them out before showing them to your kids. I remembered the "cans" scene in The Jerk as being hysterical, but didn't remember all the f* words.
eHomebody 02.17.2012
Thank you for addressing this issue. Perhaps we were too young at the time we watched these movies to "get" what was going on or maybe we were already desensitized to things like this. I agree with another commenter that inappropriate language is also a surprise in many movies geared toward children. One which shocked me the most was in The Princess Bride, so well beloved by many, many Christian parents and their children. Not only is there a reference to the Princess' "perfect breasts" followed by a fully-clothed smooching bed scene, but in a later sword fight between Inigo Montoya and his arch enemy, he refers to him as the son of a female dog (to clean it up). When I bring this to my friends' attention, they gasp and say, "Where does he say THAT?!" I don't know how they could miss it! Very disappointing.
CSM Screen name... 02.17.2012
The worst I've seen recently was "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." I'd never seen what's considered to be a classic high school comedy so I settled in to watch it with my high school age daughter. Yikes. We were both shocked and uncomfortable. And neither of us is especially prudish about art, film and music. Also when my daughter was younger I thought it would be sweet to watch Audrey Hepburn's "Breakfast at Tiffany's" together. I had a lot of explaining to do; Audrey and her leading man are both prostitutes. Her "Sabrina" is a better bet and lovelier than the remake.
Victorian1973 02.17.2012
16 Candles does NOT have "drunken sex." The girl was too drunk to give consent. That is called rape. We need to teach our children that without sober consent you do NOT have sex with someone (whether a boy or a girl).