Immortals

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Common Sense Media says

Impressive visuals can't save brutally awful screenplay.
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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that Immortals is an action/fantasy movie filled with tons of fighting, violence, and blood -- all rendered even more visceral and intense in 3-D. The movie's impressive visuals and costume design are notable, but they're overshadowed by the violence, which is very, very strong, especially once the gods get involved. There's slow-motion bashing of skulls -- several at a time, with flying brain, bone, and blood -- and three young women are the victims of torture, though that particular act isn't shown onscreen (the aftermath is). There's one sex act between the hero and the heroine, with kissing and some nudity. Other movies in this genre, like 300, have been popular, and kids may want to see this, too. But it should only be for the most mature teens.

  • The entire movie is about fighting and war. One character speaks of the wisdom of knowing when to fight, but according to this movie, the answer is "all the time."
  • Theseus is something of a role model in that he's brave and strong and he's a leader, but he also never really learns anything or grows over the course of the story, and he spends most of his time fighting.
  • The movie starts out with heavy fantasy violence, including sword fighting, stabbing, punching, kicking, and getting pierced with flying arrows. A priest is burned alive, and a man's private parts are smashed with a giant mallet. Then, when the gods get involved, the slayings escalate, including bashed, exploding heads with chunks of skull, brain, and blood flying in all directions -- in slow motion, and in 3-D. Also, three young women are beaten and tortured off screen; viewers see the results, with the women covered in blood and writhing in pain. A mother's throat is cut in front of her son, and a monk cuts off his own tongue in order not to reveal a secret.
  • A sex scene with partial female nudity: Characters kiss, and the man is shirtless, already in bed. Then the woman drops her clothes, and her bottom is visible (close-up). After she lies down, a breast is visible, but in shadow. Another woman appears somewhat naked but covered in makeup, and there's some strong innuendo, including banter surrounding the Oracle's virginity.

What's the story?

In 1228 B.C., the evil King Hyperion (Mickey Rourke) seeks the Epirus Bow, a magical weapon that will give him unimaginable power and enable him to free the monstrous Titans, imprisoned since time immemorial within the rock of Mount Tartaros. The gods are powerless to intervene, but hope comes in the form of human Theseus (Henry Cavill), who's gifted in battle. Together with a beautiful oracle (Freida Pinto) and a thief (Stephen Dorff), Theseus must find a way to stop Hyperion before it's too late.


Is it any good?

 

It seems as if there's no way at all to make these kinds of gladiator/barbarian/centurion battle movies any good. No matter how impressive the visuals, no matter how bloody or brutal the fighting, they're always stuck with flat dialogue, wooden acting, stiff characters, and stories with no point. That's certainly the case with IMMORTALS, despite the apparent "visionary" status of director Tarsem Singh, who's best known for his striking TV commercials and music videos, as well as two previous movies, The Cell (2000) and The Fall (2006).

The focus here is certainly on the extreme gore; the oversize, computer-generated sets; and the bizarre costumes (as well as Cavill's chiseled chest), but without a reason for any of this stuff, what's the point? Even as the explosive violence ramps up as the movie goes along, the boredom only grows greater. Some viewers might argue for a bit of "camp" value in all this, but many others won't want to bother.


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What families can talk about

  • Families can talk about the movie's extreme violence. How does it compare to what you've seen in other action movies? In horror movies? What kind of movie violence has the most impact?

  • Do you think the filmmakers intended audiences to get a particular message from watching this movie? If so, what would it be?
     

  • If you were born into a society like this, where fighting is the solution to every problem, what would you do? How would you try to live your life?


This review was written by Jeffrey M. Anderson
Adult
November 13, 2011
 
nice

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Kid, 10 years old
November 13, 2011
 
cool movie

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Teen, 17 years old
November 12, 2011
 
really good
Great movie and special effects. My rating: Strong bloody violence throughout, sexuality, and some nudity.

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Parent
November 19, 2011
 
dark violence
The violence - in particular the torture (overt and implied) in the Sybillian Temple is very dark and realistic. I saw 300, and there was nothing like this in that film. It made even me uncomfortable. I had to leave after about 30 min with two 13 year olds (they heartily agreed).

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Parent
November 12, 2011
 
Good
Good movie!

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Kid, 14 years old
November 20, 2011
 
its..............ok.....................
very very very bloody not a good movie

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Adult
November 27, 2011
 
Probly should have waited to redbox
This movie was amazing as far as the action goes. storyline left some to be desired. If another half hour of dialoge had be in the movie to round out the storyline then it would have been good. The slow motion fighting was pretty good but it was just a take from 300 which we all saw, and the excessive head explosions when the gods were fighting, while cool at first, got kinda old after the first or second time. Ya see a woman butt, and you "see" a sexual position but nothing more than the guy on top of the girl and some passionate kissing. B*astard and Wh*re are used in the movie maybe a hand full of times but no major swears There is some mutilation that is seen on screen one step up from what is seen on CSI or Law and Order SVU

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Parent
November 25, 2011
 
Not for women and kids for sure!
I was disgusted and my 11 and 9 year old boys were as well. We left after 20 minutes. They wanted to see this movie for a month, along with my husband, but it was nothing of what they expected. They liked "Clash of Titans", but this is so different. Bad story line, inaccurate retelling of mythology, various parts of the bodies get chopped off almost every 5 seconds in a very naturalistic way.

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Parent
November 27, 2011
 
Good movie for right crowd
Very very violent, graphic battle sequences. But a positive message.

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Teen, 15 years old
December 4, 2011
 
nice
the movie it self is not really violent and is not gory until the god came in (one god kill all of the warrior by making their head explode but we don't see it well the ending fight is really gory titan get slice decapited....)but overal good movie but the secreenplay is bad but who car

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This review was written by Jeffrey M. Anderson
Studio:Relativity Media
Director:Tarsem Singh
Cast:Freida Pinto, Henry Cavill, Mickey Rourke
Genre:Action/Adventure
Run time:103 minutes
Theatrical release date:November 11, 2011
DVD release date:March 6, 2012
MPAA rating:R
MPAA explanation:sequences of strong bloody violence, and a scene of sexuality

This review was written by Jeffrey M. Anderson
 

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