Hampire

A duck sneaks out of the barn for a midnight snack, but after he raids the farmer's fridge and tiptoes out with his platter of jelly donuts, he realizes he's being pursued by the dreaded Hampire -- a giant pig in a Dracula-like cloak, rumored to lurk on the farm at night. (The animals have found red drips on the grass, believed to have dripped off the Hampire's fangs.) Duck flees to the shed, aided by barnyard friends Pony and Chicken. “The Hampire’s on our tail!” Duck cried./ “Our goose is cooked indeed!”/ The trio shrieked,/ And when Duck peeked,/ The swine was gaining speed.” Suspense builds before and during the chase, then the Hampire blasts thought the shed where they’re hiding and devours the donuts. Turns out he had no intention of eating the animals -- he’s a vegetarian -- and the "blood" drips they'd seen were jelly.